Whoopi Goldberg Wants to Host "Wheel of Fortune"

The wheel spinning noise would cover up all the farting noises...

And she couldn't be worse than the right-wing nutjob host they have now..

Whoopi,

Do you know who my father was?

My father was Senator John McCain!

It doesn't matter...who cares?

Link to Deadline article...

Whoopi's got bills to pay

I thought she was rich enough R3

I think Whoopi has a lot of family members to support.

I can wear my pajamas, right?

“PFFT” “FRAAAP” “POOT” “BLAT” “THPPTPHTPHPHHPH”

Her ass would get stuck in it.

I think it's been a few decades since she's watched the show. The game goes much more quickly since the 1970s because there are so many more commercials now. Whoopi and her low-energy, stoner vibe couldn't keep up the pace.

I wonder if Rosie is interested.

Only if she sits in the middle of the wheel like the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland.

The ghost of Barbara Walters will hover over the wheel, shaking her brown age-spotted fist over the proceedings....

How about wheel of farts?

^ I LOVE it, R12...not only is that Whoopi's greatest strenght, but we could reformat the show so that the wheel is powered only by Whoopi's farts - it will add a wonderful element to this tired old format...

No way. She's almost as old as Pat S., and she's got a big mouth.

Does she still suffer from chronic flatulence?

I prefer Rabbi Goldberg’s Wheel of Foreskin

why can't she go off somewhere and leave people the fck alone

Sorry, Whoopi. It's what Merv would have wanted:

She is an anti-Semite. Cancel her already

It's Ryan and it should be. Right age, genial and a pro. He wants it and Merv definitely would have wanted him for it.

When Whoopi was the center square on New Hollywood Squares, she used to read a book.

But it wasn't really rape, rape.

Gassy farty smelly Whoopi will not get the job. It’s Queen Seamencrests job.

Lol, Sajak has it written into his contract that he picks his successor

Which will be his daughter

Sorry Whoppi

Seacrest? Out!!

😷 Wheel - Of - Fartune !

For the bonus round - we're going to ask the contestants to try to identify what Whoopi ate...based on her farts

i'm for ryan doing it. he's the type.

maggie as host would turn off a lot of viewers - nepo baby bimbo. whoopi is stumbling and bumbling as a host - all she has going for her is her name.

[quote]whoopi is stumbling and bumbling as a host - all she has going for her is her name.

You've obviously never smelled one of my 3-day old Chili farts - it's exquisite.

I hope she isn't given the opportunity to phone it in on another show.

She has a sweet deal on The View. Roll out of bed last minute, shower optional (she has confessed this), roll into studio looking a mess, snarl and cut people off while sitting in her loungewear passing gas and doing a piss poor job reading teleprompter. Steamroll over anyone on the panel she doesn't like or who hasn't sufficiently fawned over. After two hours roll on home, no need to change when she gets homes as she's already wearing her loungewear.

Nice gig.

R8, yeah, I can't see someone as low-energy as Whoopi hosting this show in addition to The View.

I don't care who gets the job. I won't watch it after Sajak retires.

^ Sajak is a right-wing nut job

Ryan Seacrest is in negotiations with the show producers.

Whoopi will outmanuver Seacrest in the negotiations with the show runners

The noise of the wheel is irritating. Almost as irritating as Pat Jackoff

LeVar Burton should be the ONLY host of Wheel of Fortune.

He should have gotten the hosting gig for Jeopardy because he is LeVar Burton.

Kelly Ripa should host while Mark turns the letters.

Mr. Burton wanted the Jeopardy hosting gig, why does this offend you

From a wheelchair? What a terrible idea.

I think Whoopi could bring a wonderful Oda Mae Brown-quality to the show,

"Gurrl, you in danger!"

Whoopi is overweight, getting older, wears the most bizarre clothes and has bizarre hairstyles and looks like she escaped from a circus. I doubt that they really want a fat clown thundering around the set of Wheel Of Fortune. They need someone young and vibrant to host the show. Goodbye Whoopi!!!

I don't care what Sajak's politics are. He does a great job as host.

The producers will probably turn the show into the same mess that they did with Jeopardy! They've ruined it.

Whoops looks as if she's got an Ozempic prescription, thinner. I care. I refuse to watch Wheel of Fortune with the current host. The hostess is more shrewd and doesn't disclose if she is a dumpster diver.

R44, not to mention why doesn't Whoopi champion some younger POC for the position since she is so woke? Whoopi has a job and more than enough money. She doesn't need to take an opportunity from someone else.

A Hi-NRG panAsian or bust.

Why can’t they just hire a nice nobody? Why does someone like Whoopi have to get everything?

I do hope it is not Steve Harvey or Michael Strahan or Wanda Sykes or Cedric the Entertainer or Lesley Jones, et al. But I'm fine with Ryan Seacrest, he seems like the perfect host for America's Game. :-)

In addition to all the perqs at R30, Whoopi has every Friday off from The View. Joy moderates on Fridays. Fridays are probably the best day to watch The View.

We don't always get what we want...children in hell want ice water.

Wasn't Seacrest allegedly one of Merv's boys? If so, it would make sense if he landed as the host.

Fuck off Whoopi! That’s gonna be my next gig!

WW would be a good time but she is busy drinking herself to death

Whoopi playing hardball in her negotiations...she's offered to wear a charcoal diaper during filming...

Your move, Seacrest.

What does Boethius think? Does Lady Philosophy get to have a say?

I think it would be better if Kathleen Madigan hosted it.

Whoopi farts in the general direction of Kathleen Madigan, Ryan Seacrest, and all of the other potential competitors

"Sunny Hostin says Whoopi Goldberg 'didn't like' that she revealed Whoopi farts on The View set."

As if it were some kind of big secret...

Whoopi and Sideshow Bob have the same hairstyle.

Whoopi should just produce her own show "Name that Bowel Odor"

it's wild that Whoopi has a 10-year old great grandchild. She must have passed on her poor relationship skills to her daughter and granddaughter.

[quote]She must have passed on her poor relationship skills to her daughter and granddaughter.

That's not the only thing she passed on...

the whole family farts like a cracked diesel engine...that has just eaten a meal of roadkill

Is "actual genius" Mayim Bialik available? She could bring the Millennial demographic to the show!

Whoopi's agent on the phone with the "Wheel of Fortune" show runners:

Ok, Whoopi has agreed to wear the charcoal diapers AND to take Gas-X on set...now what more can you ask for?

Whoopi can’t work a full week on the east coast. Always Fridays off. And the gassy Whoopi HATES flying so she’s gonna fly out to LA on weekends and tape 10 episodes per day on weekends? Ain’t gonna work, chile.

Headlines like this aren't going to help Whoopi's chances...

"All Of The Judges From “American Idol” Are Reportedly Boycotting “The View” After Whoopi Goldberg’s Comments"

💟 Gotta love [italic] Fart-Free Fridays !

Whoopi has damaged her career and her reputation with her controversial anti-Jewish statements. I suspect she may be going a little senile and is partially not in her right mind anymore. Poor choice for any type of show.

If the producers go with Whoopi, I think they'll have to move the game to an outdoor setting...

"I'd like to solve the puzzle...Goddamn, that stinks!"

Whoppi identifies as being Jewish. Why would she make such a thoughtless and ignorant remark?

Shouldn’t someone with a background in spelling bees host?

😷 Can you imagine the blowout if Whoopi ever has to wear a colostomy / ileostomy bag ?

As long as it's not Jeopardy!, fine.

My new favorite speed metal band is Whoopi Goldberg's Rancid Farts!

"Now watch these commercials while I relieve myself of some flatulence."

The ass cheeks want what the flapping ass cheeks want.

ET covers Whoopi "passing gas"...again

A vivid description of Whoopi's "talent" from a news source:

Whoopi "Cushion" Goldberg strikes again -- tearing ass this morning on "The View" so loudly ... she nearly put a hole in her seat.

I don't believe it. She is very ladylike and would never do something like that on set.

^ So nice to hear from Whoopi's agent on DL!

"I feel so much better now!".

Jesus Christ, I thought Andre Leon Talley was dead!

^ yes, much like DLers - Whoopi is often mistaken for someone much younger than her chronological age!

Even with Fridays off it seems like Whoopi’s deal (with all of the criticism above) involves a lot more work than Sajak earning $15 million for working 45 days a year.

I think the producers should offer it to Mary Steenburgen first just to mess with Whoopi.

You all do realize that she got the name Whoopi because she farts constantly. She’s not shy about it either.

🐒 It's probably from the weed infused brownies. To difficult for her aging digestive system to handle.

I hear Whoopi can be a real Caryn at times.

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