Tonight, on a Very Special Episode of The DataLounge, we present:

Co-starring Misses Barbara Sharma, Sue Ane Langdon, Miss Maudie Prickett

Special Guest Appearance by Brooke Bundy.

Also starring Salome Jens and Madlyn Rhue.

Has anyone seen a Jew in a baseball cap or an old red-haired wino?

With Reva Rose and Ruth Buzzi.

Don't forget the two Joyces: Joyce Bulifant and Joyce Van Patten

Arlene Golonka molested me while Aneta Corsaut watched.

Arlene Golonka as Betty Bowerchuck was one for the ages.

Also staring Christmas Moose and Mother Moose.

R7, are you Elinor Donahue, by chance?

In any case, Miss Joanna Moore and my friend Julie Adams could have told you what a sneaky, man-stealing, undercover C-U-N-T Aneta Corsault is. They even tried hiring me to bump her off!

r8, the actual screen credit "And Arlene Golonka as Betty Bowerchuck" is one of my very favorites. It kind of sums up 1970's sitcoms.

Tina Cole.

I'm not dead yet, remember me.

Behold! Tina Cole IS Jill Wine-Banks.

Dataloungers, this one mystery is over.

I confuse her with E.J. Peaker and Lois Nettleton.

Jill really looks like Tina Cole, omg.

Arlene Golonka did indeed play Betty Bowerchuck. Betty Bowerchuck was the daughter of Chuckles the Clown. Chuckles died when, dressed as his character Peter Peanut, he was shelled to death by a rogue elephant. It was the best and worst of seventies' sitcoms.

Hmm.

Yet there was something just a little off, just a little skeevy, about Betty Bowerchuck. I never trusted her.

Jill Wine-Banks IS Tina Cole.

Produced by Saul Turtletaub.

With Special Guest Emcee, Miss Ruta Lee!

I love you r22, that's an obscure and specific reference.

Wait, no, No. Robbie Douglas broke up with Jill Wine-Banks? Who does that, nobody does that.

Tonight's episode: "Nest of Scorpions"

Co-starring Laurie Prange, Jamie Smith-Jackson, and Lane Bradbury, as freaked out hippies.

They've just added Larry "Bud" Pennell to the guest lineup.

This reminds me; what became of the Howard Sprague wedding night video?

I'm in love with anyone who references a Quinn-Martin Production.

If we're lucky, we can get Luanne Poovey and Thelma Lou to come on the show too!

Abby Dalton has been added to the line up. Juliet Prowse will be making an appearance too.

Has Brenda Vaccaro confirmed?

Susan Oliver - It's not that easy bein' green.

We have a Go on Barbara Feldon, Barbara Feldon is a go!

Yvonne Craig - dada, dada, dada, dada Batgirl!

Arlene Golonka is no Anita Gillette.

Karen Valentine - how soon we forget.

Anita Gillette is no Nancy Dussault.

R18 It's Bebee Gallini! She cries black tears!

J'Accuse myself, I only wish I were Mink Stole

Special Musical Guests: The King Family.

Carol Merrill has furs by Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills behind Door Number Three.

r47 featuring Alvino Rey.

What I loved about the King Family is you had to throw your dart very purposefully to hit the real Tina Cole.

Great news! Sue Ann Langdon has just confirmed!

Ta Tanisha had to cancel due to a scheduling conflict.

With Ben Vereen as the milkman,,,

No one told Sian Barbara Allen to pluck her eyebrows.

Whatever you do, don't sit Beverly Owen and Pat Priest together. Tempers will flare.

Pat Priest begged for Special Catholic confession, that's all I'm saying.

[quote]Great news! Sue Ann Langdon has just confirmed!

But I'm cancelling because you misspelled my name, you rancid cunt!

[quote]Arlene Golonka is no Anita Gillette.

But Penny Fuller is.

[quote]I'm in love with anyone who references a Quinn-Martin Production.

I'd only fall in love with someone who knows that "Quinn Martin" was the man's full name, and therefore not hyphenated.

Fashions by Lillie Rubin South and Southwest

Susan Anton is no Joey Heatherton.

Joey Heatherton is no Lola Falana.

Lola Falana is no Miss Ross.

Ohh..the next episode features Ronnie Schell, Clu Gulager, Alan Fudge, Terry Kiser, Alan Oppenheimer, Anthony James and Lee H. Montgomery as Tweedy, Jr. It's a smorgasbord of 70s character actors.

Topping the guest list is none other than Carol Lynley!

Carol Lynley is no Julie Lipton.

Stop the presses!

Tiny Tim and Miss Vicki are coming!

Julie Lipton is no Carol Merrill and Carol Merrill is there forr you, Carol. Go make

... and Special Guest Star Miss Lynda Day George

Zis haz been a Filmvayz presentation, dahling!

If I'm not invited, then NOBODY can come!

I don't know, R35, but I have!

Music by De Vol! Women's clothing by Donfeld!

Nipsy Russell can make it.

Elena Verdugo called. She's indisposed.

De Vol....oh yes. Thank you for that.

And thank you, my sisters, for letting me know that I am not alone in my slavish devotion to Jill Wine-Banks.

Blessings.

Just look up “Columbo” on IMDB” and you’ll find a good list for casting.

With Telly Savalas as LT. Ballbreaker, baby.

Eveningwear by Pauline Trigerè

Also starring Pat Crowley

Golonka was actually born "Arline" rather than Arlene. I guess she changed it because Arline was such a weird spelling.

... and featuring special guest star, Pat Finley ....

r90

There's no Arlene Golonka Trivia Troll, you're actually Arlene aren't you? Admit it.

We were roommates, she tried to lick my labia one night and I threw her out

I was the Arlene Golonka of the 80s

Pat Crowley is no Kathleen Crowley.

Eva Gabor's furs by Dicker & Dicker of Beverly Hills.

And with Shields and Yarnell as our opening act.

After these messages, we'll be right back!

[quote]After these messages, we'll be right back!

With Barbara McNair and Jack Jones

Barbara McNair is no Leslie Uggams.

Adrienne Barbeau is bringing her twins !!

Jack Cassidys performance will light Up the room !!

For the Finale ✨🎉 The Captain and Tennile with back up singers THE BRADY BUNCH.

r102 Adrienne Barbeau is no Marcia Rodd.

There can be only one Marcia and that's Marcia Wallace.

Ladies and gentlemen...Miss Patty Deutsch

Hold the finalé! The Hudson Brothers have agreed to perform, joined by The Bay City Rollers.

If anyone in the audience is in need of therapy after watching tonight's show, Dr. Ruth Westheimer will be available for counseling.

Burns and Schreiber send their regrets. They wish they could make it, but their performance schedule is so full, they just don't have the time.

Hi, everyone! More than 100 posts, and yet no picture of me yet?

Zina Bethune and Shirl Conway will recite poems.

Don't forget about us! We bring super fun big time party!

Adorable moppet Jack Wild has been held up in Customs and will miss the first two rehearsals.

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